1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,036 Viewers like you make this program possible. 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:05,106 Support your local PBS station. 3 00:00:23,464 --> 00:00:28,261 [Alphy] Go forth from this world in the love of God 4 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,929 who created you, 5 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,899 in the mercy of Jesus Christ, who redeemed you, 6 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:36,070 in the power of the Holy Spirit who strengthens you. 7 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,106 May you dwell this day in peace. 8 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:41,224 We love you. 9 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,110 You can go now. 10 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,748 - And that's it? - That's it. 11 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,482 That's the dream. 12 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:50,817 You just say a prayer? 13 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,585 For someone who's dying. 14 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:53,854 Who? 15 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,889 I don't know. 16 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,223 What do you think it means? 17 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,192 Ah, bugger all, most likely. 18 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:03,063 When I wake up, I... Well, I ,have this feeling. 19 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:04,981 Of what? 20 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,534 Dread. 21 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,068 Oh, that's normal. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,739 I wake up with dread every single day. 23 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,141 That's not normal, Geordie. 24 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:23,483 {\an8}? Well, that'll be the day when you say goodbye ? 25 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:27,720 {\an8}? Yes, that'll be the day when you make me cry ? 26 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,723 {\an8}? You say you're gonna leave ? 27 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,991 {\an8}[clears throat] 28 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,726 {\an8}Oh, sorry, Vicar. [laughs sheepishly] 29 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,162 {\an8}Uh, welcome to our all-American drive-in. 30 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:39,065 {\an8}I'm Betty, your waitress. How can I help y'all? 31 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,801 {\an8}Flipping hellfire! These things are lethal. 32 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,169 {\an8}Accent's getting better. 33 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,472 {\an8}It really does it for me, the accent... 34 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,875 {\an8}Freddie! [giggles] Sorry, Vicar. 35 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,912 {\an8}[Freddie] That'll be ten bob, please, Vicar. 36 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,582 {\an8}- [Alphy] Thank you, Freddie. - [engine turns over, revs] 37 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,150 {\an8}[Betty giggles] 38 00:01:57,151 --> 00:02:00,987 {\an8}? Well, that'll be the day hoo-hoo ? 39 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:03,023 {\an8}? That'll be the day ? 40 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,162 It'll be to do with your Ma'am. 41 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,365 - What will? - The dream. 42 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:15,268 - Uh, Mira. - Mira. Sorry. 43 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,637 - Got a big day coming up. - Nah, it's not that big. 44 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,040 - You must be nervous. - I'm excited. 45 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,611 I am. Now we've met a few times and... 46 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,082 [inhales sharply] We're getting on really well. 47 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,250 Perfectly, in fact... 48 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,485 I can't wait for her to meet you all. 49 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,821 Alphy Kottaram! 50 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,723 You're a braver man than I. 51 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,558 The most dreadful thing has happened. 52 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:39,893 He's only gone and died. 53 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:41,294 Who has? 54 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,731 Bertrand Mills. From the garage. 55 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,901 Bert Mills Motors. 56 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,103 - Bert? - Bertrand Mills. 57 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:51,337 From the garage. 58 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,939 I have no idea who Bert is... 59 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,241 "We are saddened to announce the passing of Bertrand Mills, 60 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:58,444 who died today surrounded by family and friends." 61 00:02:58,445 --> 00:02:59,646 His poor wife. 62 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,348 - Such a lovely couple. - I spoke to him yesterday. 63 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,883 He's not dead, Mrs C. 64 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,585 Yes, he is. It says it right here. 65 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,754 [car horn honking] 66 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,757 - Whaddya know? Bert! - Bert? 67 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,892 Bert, I take it? 68 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,161 Don't believe everything you see, Mrs C. 69 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,231 There he is. The man of the hour. 70 00:03:17,232 --> 00:03:20,934 - Hello, handsome! - [Alphy] Hello, Miriam. 71 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:24,203 I demand that you kiss me immediately. 72 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,872 Mwah. 73 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,007 I'd demand the same, but I'm not sure my request 74 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,577 would be met with quite the same gusto. [chuckles] 75 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:33,046 Bravo, Alphy, this is a triumph. 76 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:34,814 We could be in the Hollywood Hills. 77 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,716 Bar the faint whiff of livestock, hey? 78 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,885 [both chuckle] 79 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,622 Hey, up, who died? 80 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,225 It's a mistake. 81 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,427 It's quite the mistake. 82 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,530 It's the Echo. They once spelt Cambridge wrong. 83 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,798 I can look into it for you. 84 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,733 Oh, don't bother. It'll be some other chap. 85 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,501 How many other Bertrand Mills do you know? 86 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:56,703 We're a dime a dozen. 87 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,237 Well, there's only one as far as I'm concerned 88 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,474 and I'm rather keen on him not kicking the bucket. 89 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,642 The offer's there. 90 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,811 Let's not make something of nothing, Inspector. 91 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,046 Where d'you want us to put the car? 92 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,449 Betty? Oh. 93 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,851 Could you show Mr Mills where to park his car, please? 94 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,419 [in American accent] This way y'all. [chuckles] 95 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,855 And I thought my Cadillac was the prettiest thing on wheels. 96 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,186 - [Betty giggles] - Bert! 97 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,525 - You are naughty. - Oh, my Lord. 98 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,694 Mrs Mills! Look at that sparkler! 99 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,731 My Freddie better buy me one of them... 100 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,349 [chuckles] 101 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,404 Sorry. Sorry, I'm late. 102 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,872 There was a bit of a hoo-haa... 103 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,642 Someone forgot to pay Cece's electric bill. 104 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,944 And then someone forgot to get us reconnected. 105 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,413 And that 'someone' was me. 106 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,848 We gathered. 107 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,716 I have never been in the red in my life. 108 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,052 Yes, you've said that ten times already. 109 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,054 Well, I'm saying it once more for good measure. 110 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,355 Don't think we've met. I'm Geordie. 111 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,457 Oh, very funny. 112 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,159 Like ships in the night, Jack. 113 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,763 - I'm a CeCe's widow. - Bliss, isn't it? 114 00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:59,432 Remind me why we're doing this again? 115 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,167 Because we're sociable. 116 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,301 Since when? 117 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,770 - We are a young. - Debatable... 118 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,271 - Dynamic... - Again... 119 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,373 ...fabulous couple about town. 120 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:08,741 And so are they. 121 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:09,876 This is going to be hell. 122 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,345 What if we don't have anything in common? 123 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,714 We'll have loads in common. 124 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,683 Cinema. 125 00:05:15,684 --> 00:05:18,017 They're fellas who likes fellas. 126 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,119 You like Geordie. You like Alphy. 127 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,810 Not in the same way, I don't think. 128 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:28,996 Please behave. 129 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,031 Look who brought the picnic blanket! 130 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,433 Please have fun. 131 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,335 - Look who brought scones! - Aw. 132 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,437 Weather's looking promising. 133 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,206 Forecast is... excellent. 134 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,212 Big day Sunday. 135 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,481 [chuckles awkwardly] 136 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,649 Not that big. 137 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:50,884 Are you nervous? 138 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:54,387 I wasn't until everyone started asking... 139 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,122 I'm pulling out all the stops. 140 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,091 Got my hands on a lovely leg of lamb. 141 00:05:58,092 --> 00:06:00,693 She'd be serving a fatted calf if she could. 142 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,862 [chuckles] 143 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,065 - Sorry. I'll be back in a sec. - 'Course. 144 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,333 He's nervous. 145 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,803 It's been a bit quiet at the Halfway House. 146 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,606 But we've got a new chap arriving tomorrow. 147 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,743 It's amazing what you've done with that place. 148 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,411 I admire you so much. 149 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,179 Well, I admire you. 150 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,381 You're wonderful, and I'm not even drunk. 151 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,583 Well, I am drunk. 152 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,152 And I think I love you a little bit. 153 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,754 [both chuckle] 154 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,089 Nice field. 155 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:33,861 Very... Rural. 156 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,034 Hello, everyone! Hi! 157 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:45,505 Our motion picture is about to start. 158 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,340 Lady Godiva Rides Again. 159 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:50,777 A story of glitz, glamour, intrigue... 160 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,880 and a certain Miss Diana Dors. 161 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:54,981 [audience applauds] 162 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,316 Now, I must thank Bert and his garage 163 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,086 for the loan of these wonderful cars, 164 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,888 which will definitely not in any way 165 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,157 get scratched or damaged. 166 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:05,158 Thank you, Bert. 167 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:07,093 Oi, trousers! I want a word with you. 168 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:11,364 Now all funds raised are in aid of Mr Finch's halfway house, 169 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:14,267 which rehabilitates those who have... 170 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,869 [Bert and Gregory arguing indistinctly] 171 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,271 ...lost their way... 172 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:21,942 - Are you threatening me? - Bert, please. That's enough. 173 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:27,814 [mic feedback] 174 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,682 [laughs awkwardly] Ah... 175 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,118 Sorry, talking of losing the way... 176 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,320 Hot dogs! Ooh! 177 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,421 Hot dogs! Yes! 178 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:39,259 Betty will be round to deliver them safely to you. 179 00:07:40,012 --> 00:07:42,061 Safely-ish. 180 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:46,266 So sit back, relax and enjoy! Thank you. 181 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:49,770 What's a hotdog? 182 00:07:50,244 --> 00:07:55,174 You wouldn't like me to do you a little favour would you? 183 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,375 How d'you mean? 184 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,110 Well, Vic gave me a bikini last night, 185 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,979 so I won't be wearing this. 186 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,449 I haven't worn this costume before, that's all. 187 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:07,286 - Men... - Slave to their loins. 188 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,090 - Hmm? What was that? - Nothing, my dearest. 189 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,627 - What's this? - Hot dog. 190 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,395 [Jack] With mushrooms and ketchup. 191 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,631 Oh no. No, I don't think so. 192 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,133 It's just a sausage, Sylvia. 193 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,335 It's vulgar. 194 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,736 It's American. 195 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:24,937 Precisely. 196 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,573 What's wrong with keeping your sausage tucked away 197 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:28,808 like us British folk do? 198 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,979 [chuckles] I'll let you answer that, Jack. 199 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,913 Hello, handsome. 200 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,149 - Everything alright? - Oh. 201 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:41,889 That ghastly thing in the paper, it's unnerving, don't you think? 202 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,657 [sighs] Bert doesn't seem worried. 203 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:48,394 [scoffs] Bert doesn't do worried. 204 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:53,266 His emotions run the gamut from stoic to stiff-upper-lipped. 205 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:54,667 [Bert and Gregory arguing in distance] 206 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,836 [audience gasps] 207 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,647 Well, go on then. Off you go. 208 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,415 I'm sure they'll figure it out. 209 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,251 Stop! Bert! Come away. 210 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,129 - [punches land] - [Bert and Gregory grunting] 211 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,024 [groans] 212 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:21,228 See? All's well that ends well. 213 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,734 Could I speak to the reception, please? 214 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:29,937 [softly] Go on. 215 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,274 I like board games. 216 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,979 - Board games? - Yeah. Never mind. 217 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,083 Do you play Risk? 218 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,186 Do I play Risk? 219 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,488 Bloody love it. 220 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,059 [both] The Game of Global Domination." 221 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,493 Daniel likes Risk. 222 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,963 - I love it! - I hate it. 223 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:57,997 Me too. 224 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,733 With all of my heart. 225 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:05,973 [laughs] Oopsie! Silly me. Ketchup everywhere. 226 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,408 What was all that? 227 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,643 Hmm. 228 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,980 Would you get your friend to look into it for me, please? 229 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,816 - The newspaper? - I, uh... Of course, I will. 230 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,684 Miriam, what's going on? 231 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,988 - [car approaches] - [audience screams] 232 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,294 Bert? 233 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,866 - Hey... Stop! Stop! - [tyres screech] 234 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,905 It wasn't me. 235 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,716 It wasn't me. 236 00:10:54,139 --> 00:10:56,055 Bert? 237 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,225 No, Miriam. Don't look, please. 238 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,745 What does that look like to you? 239 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,184 Vampire bites? 240 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,122 What? 241 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,574 Come on. 242 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,166 Chin up, Fred! Keep buggering on. 243 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,840 - Any sign of the weapon? - [Larry] Tool kit in the boot. 244 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,912 Nah, it'd be smaller than that. 245 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,181 Thinner blade. 246 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,982 Two prongs, maybe... 247 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,518 We'll keep searching, Boss. 248 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,723 I-I can explain. 249 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,793 Hmm, let's hear it then... 250 00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:10,296 Yeah, thought as much. 251 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,198 Look, Bert was drunk. 252 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,500 He wanted me to drive the car home for him. 253 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,503 I didn't know he was in the back. 254 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,672 How did you know Betrand Mills? 255 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,974 He was my boss. 256 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,009 And then he sacked me. 257 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,311 For what? 258 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,080 For tardiness. 259 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,449 "It wasn't me." 260 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,518 Wasn't what? 261 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,953 That's what you said to us, Freddie. 262 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,856 Well, it wasn't. Me, that is. 263 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,025 Not entirely convincing. 264 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,760 Sorry to say. 265 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,762 I don't think it was him. 266 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,865 I know what you're thinking, and no. 267 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,300 It's a crime of passion, if ever I saw one. 268 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,735 It's not his wife. 269 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:50,970 It's always the wife. 270 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,531 You've watched too many movies. 271 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,478 What kind of murderer announces their plans in the paper? 272 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,648 The kind that kills someone in front of an entire village. 273 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,151 Doesn't make any sense. 274 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,320 But a Vampire bite does, does it? 275 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,031 [clears throat] 276 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,499 Cambridgeshire police. 277 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,135 I'm not quite sure who we need to speak to but... 278 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,304 Him. 279 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,241 We want to speak to him. 280 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,878 What were you doing at the film? 281 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,614 Much the same as everyone else, I imagine. 282 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,983 Distracting myself from the mediocre plot 283 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,819 with the lovely Diana Dors and her sensual hair toss. 284 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,889 And getting into an argument with Mr Mills. 285 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,725 That was... unfortunate. 286 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,862 As is this. 287 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,699 Bert placed it. 288 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,135 Bert placed the announcement of his own death? 289 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,704 He'd brought in the wording and paid for it himself. 290 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,573 Oh, that feels a little... 291 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,409 Odd? Well, I thought so. 292 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,911 But ours is not to reason why. 293 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,380 Well, you're a journalist. 294 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,481 That's exactly your reason. 295 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,817 I wrote some opinion pieces about his garage. 296 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,019 Not complimentary, I take it? 297 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,988 Bertrand Mills was a con artist. 298 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:19,025 I was just exposing him for the miscreant he was. 299 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,514 [sighs] 300 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,284 Here you go. 301 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,171 "Do not buy cars from this man!" 302 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,974 by Mr Gregory Parsons. 303 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,277 To the point, I guess. 304 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,328 Pithy. 305 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,915 - Weapon? - Still looking boss. 306 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,184 We have one working theory. 307 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,219 - It's a sweetcorn fork. - For sweetcorn. 308 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,555 Can do yourself a right mischief on them, I'm telling you. 309 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,424 Did either of you see any sweetcorn last night? 310 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,560 No. 311 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,764 - We'll keep mulling. - You do that. 312 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:04,069 I thought we'd start the evening with Risk... 313 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,839 And then finish with Monopoly, maybe? 314 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,741 Well, Risk doesn't finish, Jen. 315 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:12,311 It goes on for days. Sometimes weeks. 316 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,914 God help me, I've opened the gates to hell. 317 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,584 I see your "Do not buy cars from this man", 318 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,953 and I raise you... 319 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,523 That's more than a takedown of a business. 320 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,394 That's a takedown of Bertrand Mills. 321 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,796 [engine sputtering] 322 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,767 I need to get these back to the garage... 323 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,834 Miriam... 324 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,136 I need everything in the right place, 325 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,738 or I will lose what is left of my sanity! 326 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,740 Miriam. 327 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,075 Stop. 328 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,444 [sighs] 329 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,042 Don't have a cigarette, do you? 330 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,786 You don't smoke. 331 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,956 Well, desperate times and all that. 332 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,858 The articles in the Echo... 333 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,095 That stupid bloody paper. 334 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,897 Are they true? 335 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,831 Lies. 336 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,068 Every single word. 337 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,804 It's that low-life journalist. 338 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,273 Gregory Parsons. 339 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,075 Horrid creature. 340 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,444 You think he wrote the announcement of Bert's death? 341 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,912 Don't you? 342 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,281 Why would he do that? 343 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,382 Jealousy. 344 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,285 Bert was an exemplary man. 345 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,821 Exemplary businessman. 346 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,622 Anyone who could vouch for that? 347 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,793 Your husband's business acumen, that is? 348 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,228 Our accountant. 349 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,863 Just a word of warning, 350 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:41,200 he is rather fond of his own voice. 351 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,869 There are three types of accountant in this world. 352 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,171 Those that can count and those that can't. 353 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,222 [laughs] 354 00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:51,977 Yes, only a fraction of people will find that funny. 355 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:56,082 And indeed only half of you will actually get it. [laughs] 356 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,185 I'm guessing not this half. 357 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,756 Sorry. I-I've not had to speak to the police before. 358 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,258 Desperately trying to quell all my copper jokes. 359 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,761 Please do, Mr Switch. 360 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:10,229 Feel free to call me Switch. 361 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,264 Or Switchy, if you're feeling fruity. 362 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,932 Mr Switch... 363 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,568 [clears throat] ...you knew Mr Mills well? 364 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,770 Good man. 365 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,873 - Honest? - As the day is long. 366 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,110 I have his paperwork right here. 367 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,380 Scrupulous to a fault. 368 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:32,818 It's the, uh, envelope you're after, I imagine. 369 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,120 What envelope? 370 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,527 Uh... 371 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,931 Bert said it was only to be opened in dire circumstances. 372 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,901 Like now you mean? 373 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:54,040 I suppose this is pretty dire. Now you come to mention it. 374 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,517 "My business is being ruined by one man. 375 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,853 "Who knows where he'll stop? 376 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,188 "If anything happens, 377 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,158 "know it's the bastard hack who did it." 378 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,661 Mr Pars... 379 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,230 [typewriter clacking] 380 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,737 Gentlemen. 381 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,273 If you'd come with us, please, Sir. 382 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,408 On what grounds? 383 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:33,745 On the grounds you had an argument with Bertrand Mills. 384 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,114 And a fight. 385 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,084 On the grounds, you wrote some very scathing... 386 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,520 - [Alphy] And entirely untrue... - ...articles... 387 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,455 about a man who is now dead... 388 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,658 In the paper where that death was announced. 389 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,927 So, those quite comprehensive grounds. 390 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,164 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 391 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,568 I did it. 392 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,137 You... did it? 393 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,874 That is correct. 394 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,477 You killed Bertrand Mills? 395 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:10,116 Consider this my full and frank confession. 396 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,989 Shall we? 397 00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:28,534 One for the cells, Larry. 398 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,369 What's the charge? 399 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,404 Murder of Bertrand Mills. 400 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,173 - Really? - I confessed. 401 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,375 Fully and frankly. 402 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,810 Right... Only... 403 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:39,878 What? 404 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,581 He's not the only one. 405 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,982 He's not the only one what? 406 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,553 To confess to the murder of Bertrand Mills. 407 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,031 Say what you just said to me, Freddie. 408 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,001 I killed Bertrand Mills. 409 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,835 Told you. 410 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:07,105 Sorry, so when you said that you didn't do it... 411 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,642 That was a little bit of a fib, to be honest with you. 412 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,411 So now you're telling us... 413 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,313 I did it. 414 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,316 - You did it? - Yup. 415 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,986 I killed Bertrand Mills. 416 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,859 [Alphy] May you dwell this day in peace. 417 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,028 We love you. 418 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,331 You can go now. 419 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,501 [Geordie] Alphy? What are you doing here? 420 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,804 I couldn't sleep. 421 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,006 Hmm. 422 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,175 - It's a big day today. - Had the dream again. 423 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:46,378 Of course you did. D'you want to know why? 424 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,746 Not really. 425 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,115 But I have a feeling you're going to tell me. 426 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,450 'Cause you haven't asked your ma'am 427 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:55,521 - Uh, Mira... - Mira, sorry, the big questions. 428 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,159 Who your dad is... 429 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,328 Why she left you... 430 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,732 You know what, things are good right now. 431 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,534 - They're... - Perfect? 432 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,171 I don't want to ruin it. 433 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,643 I just think until you ask her, you'll keep having that dream. 434 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,346 Perfect is the enemy of progress, Alphy. 435 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:25,684 You're pretty clever sometimes, you know that? 436 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,653 I won't let it go to my head. 437 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,755 Post mortem came back. 438 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,157 Jugular severed, as expected. 439 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,493 Eight puncture wounds as expected. 440 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,695 Hmm, anything unexpected? 441 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,730 No bruising to his stomach. 442 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,932 We saw him get punched. 443 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,335 We thought we saw him get punched. 444 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,771 Well, he was up behind the screen with Gregory. 445 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,341 Unless it wasn't him up behind the screen. 446 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,146 Unless Berts was already dead. 447 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,574 [door shuts] 448 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,062 Well, I've never met this man before in my life. 449 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:12,164 I've never even said two words to him. 450 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,200 Had a punch-up though, right? 451 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,301 - No. - Yes. 452 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,005 - Shut your fat mouth! - [Geordie] Freddie stand up. 453 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,190 Lift the front of your shirts up, please. 454 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,467 Ouch. 455 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,353 Did this man punch you? 456 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,822 - No. - Yes. 457 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,658 Do you want to confer amongst yourselves or... 458 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,727 He set about me. Out of the blue. 459 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,095 You pinched my Betty's bum. 460 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:46,098 - WHO'S BETTY? - [FREDDIE] A DIRTY OLD MAN. 461 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,133 You know he was having it away with her. 462 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,368 - With Betty? - No, not with Betty. 463 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,239 - I don't even know who Betty is! - With Miriam. 464 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,173 With Miriam? 465 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,243 I saw 'em together at the garage getting all frisky. 466 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,280 You and Miriam? Is that true? 467 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,782 Truth is a tricky concept. 468 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,650 You're a journalist... 469 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:06,952 He didn't deserve her. 470 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,254 So you dally with his wife and discredit his business 471 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,255 for good measure. 472 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,191 But I did not pinch anyone's hind quadrant. 473 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,894 - Oh that's something, I suppose. - Which one of you killed Bert? 474 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,028 - I did... - Me. 475 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,631 Excuse me. I'm trying to confess... 476 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,766 I've already confessed! 477 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,868 [Geordie] Enough! [Alphy] How'd you do it? 478 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:27,173 If you killed him, what weapon did you use? 479 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,915 This is a first. Two confessions. 480 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,851 I'm not entirely sure I believe either of them... 481 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,320 Bert did go into the Echo, you know. 482 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,489 Witness saw him. 483 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:47,426 Why announce his own bloody death? 484 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,897 Now you're nervous. 485 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,281 [sighs] 486 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,769 - Well, big day. - Oh, I dunno. It's not that big. 487 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,938 [chuckling] 488 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,061 [humming] 489 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,037 [Leonard] So, your mother's first visit. 490 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,173 She'll be so proud. 491 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,809 - Do you think? - Look at you. 492 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,212 How could she not be? 493 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,853 - Morning. - [church goers] Morning. 494 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,544 - Morning. - Morning, Vicar. 495 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:53,059 Is she here yet? 496 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,962 Uh, not yet. 497 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,430 So exciting! 498 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:00,132 Best behaviour, I promise. 499 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,973 Hello, handsome. 500 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:08,623 Miriam. 501 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,444 Some thoughts. 502 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:13,279 For Bert's eulogy. 503 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,882 When the time comes. 504 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,984 Thank you. 505 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,588 You know, I take it? About Gregory and me? 506 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,857 Yes. 507 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,261 Got myself in a terrible pickle, haven't I? 508 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,565 [sighs] It happens to the best of us. 509 00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:37,669 Sometimes life throws a little temptation in your path. 510 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,273 A... castle in the air. 511 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,676 It's not always easy to resist. 512 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,345 Did Bert know? 513 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,548 [chuckles] I expect so. 514 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,285 We both had our dalliances. 515 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,920 It kept things interesting. 516 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,490 Not that we ever spoke of it. 517 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,528 Why is it so hard to speak the truth? 518 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:16,308 [organ music playing hymn] 519 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:19,811 [all] ? All Things Bright and Beautiful ? 520 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:24,883 ? All creatures great and small ? 521 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:28,820 ? All things wise and wonderful ? 522 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:34,526 ? The Lord God made them all ? 523 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:36,395 [music ends] 524 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:48,273 I was going to talk today about reunions but... 525 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,976 But I'm thinking perhaps we'll turn to the teachings 526 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,844 of Proverbs... 527 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,647 - [footsteps approaching] - When... 528 00:26:58,484 --> 00:26:59,952 [softly] Sorry! 529 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:11,129 [Alphy] Whenever I need guidance, 530 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,300 Proverbs always seems to have the answers. 531 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:18,537 Sometimes you have to wait a little longer for them, but... 532 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:21,374 they'll always appear... 533 00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:24,010 when the moment is right. 534 00:27:32,585 --> 00:27:33,918 - Mira. - Alphy. 535 00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:36,888 I didn't know what to bring, so... 536 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:39,657 Oh! Silly, really. [chuckles nervously] 537 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,160 No, no, no. They're lovely. 538 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,495 Thank you. 539 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,662 Look at you. 540 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,097 [Alphy laughs] 541 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,799 Yeah. Well, what do you think? 542 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,468 Mmm. Give me a twirl. 543 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,540 [chuckles] So handsome. 544 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,814 I could listen to you talk for hours. 545 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,015 Oh, I'm not sure 546 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,251 everyone here would agree with you. [chuckles] 547 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,320 Well, I think you're wonderful. 548 00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:10,672 Uh... 549 00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,124 Come and meet my friends. 550 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,560 Oh, okay. 551 00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:18,963 Everyone, this is Mira. 552 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:22,000 Uh, Mira, this is everyone. 553 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,069 [together] Hello, Mira. 554 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:27,605 Hello. My! There are a lot of you. 555 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:30,275 Such a beautiful name "Mira". 556 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,943 Oh, thank you. 557 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,646 Er, this is Jack and Mrs C. 558 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:36,314 Such a lovely name. 559 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,365 So exotic. 560 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,285 - This is Leonard. - I can see it. 561 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,519 I think. 562 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,522 I can see the resemblance. 563 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:45,356 [Alphy chuckles] 564 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:47,192 And... and this is my friend Daniel. 565 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,861 I see it, too. It's the cheekbones. 566 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,564 Mmm. And finally, Cathy and George. 567 00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:54,500 Everyone calls me Geordie. 568 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,103 Even me. 569 00:28:58,671 --> 00:29:00,004 Oh! 570 00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:02,740 I'm so sorry. I've already forgotten everyone's names. 571 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,311 Oh, not to worry. Plenty of time for that. 572 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:09,048 And how do you all know each other? 573 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:11,432 I'm a policeman. 574 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,552 A policeman friend. 575 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:17,923 I used to be in the church... until I wasn't. 576 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,674 It's a long story. 577 00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:21,927 I'm just a hanger on. 578 00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:24,896 I lived out in India for a while 579 00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,132 at the time of the Raj. 580 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,902 Erm, I expect you're too young to remember. 581 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,470 Look at the pair of you. 582 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:33,805 Look at them. 583 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,974 Oh, dear. She's going to cry. 584 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,876 I just find it terribly moving. 585 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:42,081 Mother and son... together at last 586 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,287 [Jack] Ooh! 587 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,457 - Here we are. - [Jack] Marvellous. 588 00:29:53,726 --> 00:29:55,895 Perhaps Mira would like to say grace. 589 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,495 Oh. 590 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,265 Erm... 591 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,903 For what we are about to receive... 592 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,138 may the Lord make us truly thankful. 593 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,341 - Amen. - [all] Amen. 594 00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:20,219 So, Mira, where have you been all this time? 595 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,322 Sylvia! 596 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:27,759 Well, I mean, as in, where have you been living? 597 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,994 A little village in Essex. 598 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,462 How lovely. 599 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:36,801 Lovely might be stretching it, but it does quite well for me. 600 00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,236 "Where have you been all this time"! 601 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:40,238 I didn't mean it like that. 602 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,507 - We're working on her manners. - I don't mind. 603 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,443 When have my manners been anything other than impeccable? 604 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,446 At CeCe's... when I'm trying to do the accounts. 605 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:50,281 "Trying" being the operative word. 606 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:54,052 - Uh, lamb, Mira? - Oh. No, no. No, thank you. 607 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:56,487 - Not for me. - Oh, you don't like it? 608 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:59,390 Oh, no, no. It's just... I don't eat meat. 609 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,025 You don't eat meat? 610 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,428 Religious reasons. 611 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,830 I'm so sorry, Mira, I didn't think- 612 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,098 No, it's... it's fine, honestly. 613 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,000 - I can get you something else. - No, I'm very happy 614 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:12,171 with... [clears throat] these beautiful potatoes. 615 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,074 All right. 616 00:31:16,161 --> 00:31:19,611 How did you like the church, Mira? 617 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,312 - Oh, it's stunning. - Isn't it? 618 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,948 It's one of my favourite places in the whole world. 619 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,850 And what about our Alphy here? 620 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,685 Wasn't he marvellous up there? 621 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,153 How does he remember all those words? 622 00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:31,923 I don't know where he keeps them all. [laughs] 623 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,092 Well... 624 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:37,462 - Do you live alone, Mira? - I do, yes. 625 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,264 No family? 626 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:40,565 No, no family. 627 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,700 Oh, what a shame! 628 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:44,435 [Cathy] It might not be a shame. 629 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,204 She might like to live on her own. 630 00:31:46,205 --> 00:31:49,007 Do you like to live on your own? 631 00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:52,110 Uh, I... enjoy my own company, 632 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:54,713 and I have a very grumpy cat. So... 633 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,416 What is it you do, Mira? 634 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,984 Erm, I work in a school. 635 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,319 [Jack] A teacher, of course. 636 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,421 I knew you got that cleverness from somewhere. 637 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,390 Not a teacher. 638 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,058 I'm just... 639 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,427 I'm in the office. Secretary. 640 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:13,298 Uh, so not interesting, honestly. 641 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,234 What about his father? What did he do? 642 00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:16,969 Mrs C! 643 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,041 Sorry, uh... Do you mind, I... 644 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:24,909 - No, no, of course not. - Excuse me. 645 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:26,312 I just need some air. 646 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,285 I didn't mean to pry. 647 00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:35,954 It's fine. Don't worry. It's, erm... 648 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,746 Well, it's all going really well, don't you think? 649 00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:45,397 [clears throat] 650 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,666 Poor boy. 651 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,468 She's gonna break his heart. 652 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,138 [door opens, closes] 653 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,619 They can be a bit much sometimes. 654 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:09,688 No, no. 655 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,824 I like them very much. 656 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:16,328 I'm... I'm glad you have such nice friends. 657 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,264 They're more like family, really. 658 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:28,206 I... I used to try and imagine where you might be, 659 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:30,642 what you might be doing with your life. 660 00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:33,712 - Not this? - God, no. 661 00:33:35,047 --> 00:33:36,414 I'm so sorry. 662 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,916 - I'm blaspheming now. Don't worry, I've... 663 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,320 I've heard a lot worse. 664 00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:45,958 Are you happy here? 665 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,162 Very. 666 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:52,564 That's all I ever wanted. 667 00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:57,369 I wasn't at first, but... 668 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:00,305 God brought me here for a reason. 669 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,109 It was His will that brought me here. 670 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,744 Does that sound crazy? 671 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:07,946 No. 672 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,216 A little, yes. [chuckles] 673 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:16,021 It's... it's not what I'm used to, I suppose. 674 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,058 Saying grace, singing hymns. 675 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,994 It's... 676 00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:25,363 - also very- - British? 677 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,299 White. 678 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,272 This bloody thing. 679 00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:37,309 [Alphy] Oh! [sighs] 680 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,878 You didn't have to dress up for me. 681 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:42,114 Of course I did. 682 00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:44,849 I wanted everything to be- 683 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,117 Perfect? 684 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:50,221 [chuckles] Silly fools, aren't we, the pair of us? 685 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:53,257 �2 a pop for a skirt is a decent amount. 686 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,460 Not per inch of fabric, it's not. 687 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:58,863 The hemline is nothing short of demonic. 688 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:00,532 Just inch time for spotted dick. 689 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,034 [Alphy] Mm. 690 00:35:03,035 --> 00:35:05,102 Spotted dick. 691 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,673 And an uncomfortable spat about the account. 692 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,675 So, how's it going? 693 00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,143 [clicks tongue] 694 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,078 Well, there's so much I want to say and- 695 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:16,380 And you're worried it's all going to fall apart. 696 00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:18,015 But here's the thing. What if it doesn't? 697 00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:19,984 What if everything that's unsaid 698 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,619 is brought to the light? 699 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,922 And in that light, something beautiful grows. 700 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:27,191 - Are you drunk? - A little bit, yeah. 701 00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:29,026 Knees are not meant to be seen. 702 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,329 Cathy Keating, knees are impolite. 703 00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,931 Well, how's this for impolite? 704 00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:35,233 - [Mrs Chapman gasps] - Ooh! 705 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,201 [Geordie] And I'm gonna have to be a whole lot drunker 706 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,971 to get through this. 707 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:43,942 Geordie... 708 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,082 Well, bugger me. 709 00:35:59,077 --> 00:36:02,693 [Alphy] What does that look like to you? 710 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:04,596 Vampire bite. 711 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,206 Miriam's notes for Bert's eulogy. 712 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,850 They got married on the 14th of June... 713 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,710 1923. 714 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:20,945 [Geordie] The notice in the paper 715 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,680 was dated the 14th of June? 716 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,515 It was their wedding anniversary. 717 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,783 Forty years to the day. 718 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:29,288 The very day he pops his clogs. 719 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:31,990 Forty years of marriage. 720 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,126 It's quite a feat. 721 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,062 Were you happy? 722 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:39,765 We were most of the time. 723 00:36:39,766 --> 00:36:43,601 I doubt any married couple could say more than that. 724 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,404 1923. 725 00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:48,205 You marry Bertrand Mills. 726 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:52,343 Thirty nine years and 364 days later, 727 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:55,246 Bert placed an advert in the Cambridge Echo. 728 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,981 This is for tomorrow's edition. 729 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:59,017 Sorry, can I stop you there? 730 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,787 Why on earth would Bert announce 731 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,622 his own death in the paper? 732 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:05,790 [Geordie] He didn't. 733 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,292 Well, at least he didn't know he was. 734 00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:10,962 He thought he was announcing his love for you. 735 00:37:10,963 --> 00:37:13,864 "Happy 40th anniversary, darling." 736 00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:15,933 Something of that ilk. 737 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:18,202 But you swapped the notice, didn't you? 738 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:21,406 You're so jealous of Bert's proclamations of love. 739 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:26,310 You replaced them with a death threat. 740 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:29,447 I never had any intention of harming him. 741 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,849 I never thought Miriam did either. 742 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,618 [Geordie] But you confessed. 743 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:34,919 I was covering for her. 744 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,755 But I didn't hurt him. 745 00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,256 I'm a writer. 746 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,425 Writers don't do things. 747 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,161 - It was all just- - A fantasy. 748 00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:45,731 I wouldn't go that far. 749 00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,633 Miriam loved me. 750 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,234 Did you love Gregory? 751 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,436 [scoffs] Oh God, no. 752 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,338 it was just sex. 753 00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:56,474 When you've been married for four decades, 754 00:37:56,475 --> 00:38:00,078 sometimes you need to create a little fantasy. 755 00:38:02,347 --> 00:38:05,583 Bert had affairs, too, you said? 756 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,952 Oh, countless, I'm sure. 757 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,687 But we had rules. 758 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:13,224 No names and no breakfasts. 759 00:38:13,225 --> 00:38:15,026 [Geordie] Gives you quite the motive. 760 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:16,794 Philandering, husband. 761 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,329 [Miriam] We loved each other. 762 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,465 I wouldn't expect you to understand. 763 00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:26,103 [Alphy] Huh. 764 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,539 Did Bert give you this? 765 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:32,144 Ruby. For our 40th year. 766 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:37,048 You were never going to leave him, were you? 767 00:38:37,049 --> 00:38:39,116 [scoffs] Of course not. 768 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:41,687 And he was never going to leave you. 769 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:46,457 If you could remove your hairpin, please, Mrs Mills. 770 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:47,391 My hairpin? 771 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:49,527 We've got officers at your house now 772 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:51,328 searching the place. 773 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:54,398 But I suspect you've kept the weapon close. 774 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:58,436 Let me make this as explicit as I possibly can. 775 00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,337 I loved my husband. 776 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,607 I did not kill him with a hairpin. 777 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,010 I know. 778 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,379 - Really? - Really? 779 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,580 So who did it? 780 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,750 That was going to be my next question. 781 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:13,984 It was a fantasy. 782 00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:16,053 All of it, their entire relationship. 783 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:18,757 He bought into it hook, line and sinker. 784 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,993 [sighs] He'd do anything for her. 785 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,129 - Gregory? - Freddie. 786 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:26,614 Freddie? 787 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,534 Freddie. Christ on a bike. Of course. 788 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,203 Gregory confessed because he thought 789 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,304 he was protecting Miriam. 790 00:39:33,305 --> 00:39:34,805 And Freddie confessed because he thought 791 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:35,873 - he was protecting- - Not Miriam. 792 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,609 Not Miriam, no. 793 00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:40,278 He was protecting Betty. 794 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,549 [suspenseful music playing] 795 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:55,761 [Alphy] Betty told me she'd spilled ketchup. 796 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,415 That's not ketchup. 797 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,469 [exclaims] 798 00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:29,160 If she makes a run for it, we won't stand a chance. 799 00:40:29,161 --> 00:40:30,629 She won't run. 800 00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:39,136 - Betty! - Don't worry. 801 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,372 She won't get far. 802 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,375 Whoa! 803 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:47,561 I didn't do it. 804 00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:50,798 [exhales] 805 00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:55,119 [Geordie] Yeah. 806 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,555 It's a tale as old as time, Betty. 807 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:58,623 Jealousy? 808 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:01,225 Who's supposed to be jealous of who? 809 00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:02,226 Whom. 810 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,195 Whom is jealous of whom, then? 811 00:41:04,196 --> 00:41:06,030 You are, of Miriam. 812 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,631 [Betty laughs scornfully] 813 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:08,699 That old trout? 814 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,770 - Nothing to be jealous of. - Apart from her husband. 815 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:15,273 [Alphy] You were having an affair... 816 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:17,675 with Bert... 817 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,311 No. 818 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:23,113 - Shut up. - [Geordie] Mr and Mrs Mills 819 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:27,484 were nothing if not generous with their affection. 820 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,421 What did you think, Betty? That he'd leave his wife? 821 00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,390 You'd lived happily ever after? 822 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:35,643 Then you saw the ring. 823 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,129 [Miriam] You are naughty. 824 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,197 I love my Freddie. 825 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,601 Well, he loved you, that's for sure. 826 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:46,104 He'd do anything for you. 827 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,974 Oi, Fred. 828 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,710 That fella just pinched my bum. 829 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,713 No one touches my girl. 830 00:41:56,481 --> 00:41:59,383 Miriam thought it was Bert up there fighting. 831 00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:00,484 Bert, come away. 832 00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:02,920 [Geordie] So why would we assume any different? 833 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:05,556 [Alphy] You were creating a distraction. 834 00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:08,025 While Freddie fought with Gregory, 835 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,628 you went and found Bert. 836 00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:13,731 - There she is. - You said you loved me. 837 00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:15,866 I do. Of course I do. 838 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,434 You said you'd leave her. 839 00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:20,337 She's my wife, you silly girl. 840 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:21,972 Now, let's have a look, see what's under 841 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,009 this little uniform of yours. 842 00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,247 [Bert groaning] 843 00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:36,253 Please, please, you have to help me. 844 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:39,204 [Alphy] Then you told Freddie you'd done a terrible thing. 845 00:42:46,464 --> 00:42:49,034 Then you left him to take the blame. 846 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:52,570 [car engine starts] 847 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,445 Oopsy. Silly me. [giggles] 848 00:43:06,865 --> 00:43:12,489 How did I get Freddie to do everything that I asked of him? 849 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,759 You were his dream girl, his fantasy. 850 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,261 You make him sound like an idiot. 851 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:18,829 He is. 852 00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:20,397 Slave to his loins. 853 00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:22,766 In his eyes, you were perfect. 854 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:27,172 He was so blinded by you, he couldn't face the truth. 855 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:29,074 Which is what? 856 00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:31,008 Hmm? 857 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,344 [scoffs] That I'm like old blondie in that film? 858 00:43:33,345 --> 00:43:35,045 Which was rubbish, by the way. 859 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:37,281 Wiggle her bum, bat her eyelashes. 860 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:39,183 Fellas fall at her feet. 861 00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,934 You think you're special, Betty? 862 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:44,888 I've been in this job longer than I care to mention. 863 00:43:44,889 --> 00:43:46,491 You're not special. 864 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:48,460 You're ten a penny. 865 00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:52,029 Bert was never going to leave his wife. 866 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,131 It was make believe. 867 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,133 Ruined your life because you were too scared 868 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,068 to face up to the truth. 869 00:43:58,069 --> 00:43:59,537 [melancholy music playing] 870 00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:16,053 [Larry] Life is one big risk. 871 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:20,157 With every risk you take, good things can happen. 872 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,425 [Mrs Chapman] I think it's just not- 873 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,093 [Cathy] It's not that far, is it? 874 00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,362 Ladies. 875 00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:26,897 Your new accountant. 876 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:30,000 How do you do? 877 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,836 [Larry] Doors can open. 878 00:44:33,238 --> 00:44:35,774 Thank you. Thank you for letting me know. 879 00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:44,214 The gentleman I was expecting at the halfway house. 880 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:47,217 He left prison, got on the bus, 881 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,586 robbed the driver. 882 00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:50,788 He's back inside. 883 00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,390 [Daniel] That's good. 884 00:44:53,158 --> 00:44:54,392 Not for him, obviously. 885 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,229 Nice for you to have a bit of free time for once. 886 00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,800 [Larry] But if you take no risks, 887 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,101 you get nowhere. 888 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:05,436 You're stuck. 889 00:45:05,437 --> 00:45:06,538 You're lost. 890 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,075 Not going forward. Not going back. 891 00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:15,413 To live, you have to be foolhardy. 892 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:18,182 You have to be bold. 893 00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:20,218 The game is a metaphor, you see... 894 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:22,287 for life. 895 00:45:23,988 --> 00:45:26,124 I really wish I hadn't given up drinking. 896 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:29,060 [dice rattles] 897 00:45:37,802 --> 00:45:39,837 Mira, you waited. 898 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,805 Thank you for a wonderful lunch. 899 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:44,074 Shame it was entirely potatoes. 900 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,578 Oh, I loved it. I did. 901 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,782 We'll do it again soon, shall we? 902 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:55,186 Maybe we can go for a walk along the river next time? 903 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:01,125 Why didn't you want me? 904 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:03,294 [melancholy music playing] 905 00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:08,633 [Mira] I was 15, the boy was 16. 906 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,702 [Alphy] What was his name? 907 00:46:11,703 --> 00:46:13,171 It's not important. 908 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,042 It is. 909 00:46:19,711 --> 00:46:21,045 It is to me. 910 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:24,214 Jai. 911 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:26,651 I never knew his last name. 912 00:46:28,853 --> 00:46:30,088 Did you love him? 913 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:32,489 We were kids, Alphy. 914 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,526 We didn't know what love was. 915 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,261 Do you know where he is now? 916 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,796 No. 917 00:46:40,765 --> 00:46:42,499 So there's... 918 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,435 there's no way I could find him? 919 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,472 When he... 920 00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:50,375 found out about you... 921 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:53,076 [exhales] 922 00:46:53,077 --> 00:46:54,746 I never saw him again. 923 00:46:56,681 --> 00:46:58,216 Did you tell anyone else 924 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:00,685 - you were having me? - No. 925 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:04,338 Why not? 926 00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:06,591 Shame. 927 00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,760 I was ashamed. 928 00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:13,565 My mother knew, I think. She didn't say as much, but... 929 00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:18,436 the look on her face, the disgust... 930 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:25,376 And when the time came, it was night. 931 00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:28,513 I was alone in my room. 932 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,249 I... I couldn't scream. 933 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,517 I... I couldn't cry out 934 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,420 for fear my parents might hear me. 935 00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:39,791 It was the loneliest moment of my life. 936 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,595 I tucked you in a blanket. 937 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,064 I... 938 00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:48,366 I wrote you a letter. 939 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,735 I don't suppose you got it. 940 00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:54,607 "Even though we will no longer be together... 941 00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:58,343 "I will think of you 942 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:00,877 "every day until I die." 943 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,180 And I did. 944 00:48:03,615 --> 00:48:04,682 I do. 945 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,652 [sniffles] Every day. 946 00:48:07,653 --> 00:48:10,020 [sorrowful music playing] 947 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,011 [voice breaking] Thinking of someone... 948 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:16,060 is not the same as being there, Mira. 949 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,467 Why the foundling home? 950 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:25,852 Why there? 951 00:48:26,971 --> 00:48:28,538 They were Christians. 952 00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:30,340 [sniffling] 953 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:34,111 No one knew me there, no one from my community. 954 00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:36,114 You didn't want to be found. 955 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:38,283 I... 956 00:48:40,652 --> 00:48:43,421 I hoped an Indian family might adopt you. 957 00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:46,223 That... 958 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:48,493 you would find a place where you belonged. 959 00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:50,777 I have. 960 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:55,366 I belong here. 961 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:58,603 I thought... 962 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,073 I thought this was what you wanted for me. 963 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:04,608 I... I thought where you left me, 964 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:05,710 it had some kind of... 965 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:09,280 some kind of meaning to it. 966 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:16,254 It was the closest doorstep on a cold night. 967 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,826 There was no more meaning than that? 968 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:23,528 I'm so sorry. 969 00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,596 [sorrowful music continues] 970 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:29,549 [sniffling] 971 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,147 [theme music playing] 972 00:49:43,197 --> 00:49:47,747 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0